Cheatham County Sheriff’s Report for June 3

From Cheatham County Sheriff's Office

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This is the Cheatham County Sheriff’s Report for June 3, 2022, provided by the Sheriff’s Office.

SHERIFF’S REPORT: OH BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND, YOU’RE FINALLY HERE

The ripple effect turned into a tsunami around our country last week. Cheatham was not spared the flood of emotions.

Every servant understands they will rush into the threat because their training is ingrained to protect our most important treasure, your children, at any cost, without hesitation.

We are so proud of our SRO’s. They were there, in a commanding presence, for every senior graduation last Friday. Happily, no one interrupted these wonderful memories.

Our sadness may have permeated an inner reflection but it didn’t pause the constant calls of service this week. We trudged on because we swore to you we will protect our way of life. And no matter what’s going on in New York, Chicago or L.A., we address our problems at home first.

A bloody, violent call meant transporting an angry aggressor also required the squad car’s backseat to be washed out and disinfected.

Another call came in about a rabid rooster spurring the homeowner and terrorizing lazy cats who just wanted to inhale some second-hand Gangi, while catching a nap under the hot tin roof. Deputes put “Ole Red the Necked Rooster” on the chopping block and went on to the next call.

Personal injury wrecks were followed with suicides and other unfortunate outcomes this week. This is part of the job where the calling outweighs any scene we pull up to. No deputy likes seeing terrible things but we sign on to make the worst moments a little better with kindness and compassion.

The juvenile ran away from his home because he had to wash the dishes.
There were animal sounds and screaming reported around the Cheatham dam.
Many calls of people walking in the road and whole families fussing and fighting, also in the road.

Some tatted up guy named “Pearl” was walking shirtless and screaming about a pack of rabid chihuahuas attacking his pierced ankles.

Other miscellaneous screaming calls were reported in various neighborhoods, on every shift. Gas and food prices along with not putting the toilet seat down were the primary complaints.

There is nothing funny about cows escaping, leaving poots and patties on Macon Wall, Calls reported two vehicles and a tractor slipping into Mr. Gosdin’s dirty ditch “because of them climate killers!” One kid, chasing the criminal heifers, almost had his eye put out by a stick.

The weekend is forecasted to be beautiful with mild humidity. Be safe and enjoy your two days in the sun. If you’re planning on kayaking or canoeing on our beautiful waterways, please obey all park service rules including no littering, cursing, obnoxious nudity or throwing rocks at each other.

Let’s share the love, Team Cheatham…

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