Cheatham County Sheriff’s Report for March 25

From Cheatham County Sheriff's Office

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This is the Cheatham County Sheriff’s Report for March 25, 2022, provided by the Sheriff’s Office.

The week is now in the history books. We may have to burn a few pages in the courthouse basement. Thankfully, the ole’ haunted water closet, “Stinky John,” still flushes by itself.

Driving crazy on 41A is like drunk cycling on curvy Bearwallow. If you don’t get killed, you’ll be pulled over almost every time. The squirmy, nervous driver was stopped and had warrants in Dickson county too.

A reported unconscious and unresponsive victim was treated in Autumn Woods. Another overdosed person on Oakwood was brought back and fortunately, had active warrants in a neighboring county. Maybe this time he will dry out.

The Vandy fraternity party (Phelta Thi) was being held in rural Cheatham county when campus police called it in. And there they were.

Loud music was the chief complaint. As deputies closed in, shouts of “Marco” were followed by slurred responses, “Polo Shirts!” from the opposing side. Some party members, allegedly wearing UT tank tops, were told to “settle down and put those trunks back on!”

Many citizens were checked on at the request of their loved ones.

A few drivers were pulled over and advised to be better than that.

Open doors were reported and treasured property was again secured.

The calls for service keep increasing with more stress of growing pains happening to all emergency services.

JAIL SNIP: A gurgle of drunks, all with the first name, “Bradford.” were ordered to break it up and go back to their cells.

Some Calls We Can’t Talk About Included This One:
Complainant stated a “happy birthday night out” resulted in bouts of unconsciousness with his alleged friends. He later exclaimed they were responsible for violating his privacy and accused buddies of putting a “(bleeping) dolphin tattoo on me man!!” Investigators were subsequently notified.

Lonnie, the preferred rewards customer, was parked at the Twice Daily. Although unresponsive and passed out behind the wheel, a call had to be made for his welfare. While the deputy was in mid-sentence, Lonnie proceeded to accelerate off at a high rate of unsafe motoring. He was quickly apprehended in Nashville and immediately pleaded to be sent anywhere but the “Cheeto slammer-rama.”

Sgt. Matt Massingill
Photo from Cheatham County Sheriff’s Office

A HEARTFELT FAREWELL TO A GOOD SERVANT:
Sgt. Matt Massingill said goodbye to us this week. After serving over seven years, Matt has been accepted into the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. He has achieved his dream job as a future TBI Agent and we couldn’t be more proud. Our Cheatham protector (Pic) is moving on up to the state side! Congratulations Matt, we are so happy for you!

And we are also happy the weekend is here! Show love to the ones who mean everything to you and be thankful to live in this place, we call home.

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